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Daniel · 9 answers · 5y

What happens if pinocchio says "my nose will grow now"?

His nose will spontaneously combust, in line with the Paradox Clause as set down in the small print addendum on page 956 in the ‘Vitalisation For Beginners Handbook: Second Edition’ under the ‘Incongruities’ heading in chapter 13.

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