You have to room with someone who knows your every pet peeve (also did they just drink the orange juice straight out of the bottle?) , the wi-fi drops out and re-connects exactly every 18 seconds, which is just as well because the streaming service is called HateFlix and it only has every show and movie you hate available, all beer is non-alcoholic, a giant pimple grows on your butt and it pops every time you sit down, anyway enjoy eternity