People are extra horny around here, my room key stopped working tonight and the front counter girl was nowhere to be found - based on how disheveled and flushed she looked when she returned I am 99% sure she went to go hook up...neighbors have a window cracked and they have apparently decided to recreate one of those pay-per-views you can order in your room, I had my own opportunity but I'm not hooking up with hotel randos (anymore) 😬