Add one tablespoon of buttered shoelace, a pint of gasoline, two cloves of garlic and a pound of dirt or mud. And that's how you make Mutton Boots. ;)
Waaait a second what kind of gasoline are we talking about here? Just regular unleaded gives you the worst mutton boots ever, you gotta get the high octane ethanol blend, also a pinch of cayenne pepper
