Dude one time my girlfriend and I finished and we're laying there naked and she picks up the remote and turns on the TV...I'm just kind of staring at the ceiling and she starts laughing, I look down at the TV and I swear to God my mother was on the news being interviewed about some shit in her neighborhood
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