I was chatting with my professor and she told me she knew I was an A student after the first paragraph she read of mine...take a moment here to pat yourself on the back, crow about an achievement, etc. Tell me about your awesomeness.

What is the most annoying song ever?

Have you ever been 'pre-mad'? As in, mad about something that hasn't happened yet, but you know for a fact is going to happen? Tell me about it.

When you share bad news about your personal life with someone, does it help any if/when they respond by telling you their own similar experiences? Is there something else that would be more helpful to hear?

How many phone numbers do you know by heart? How screwed are you if you need to call someone urgently, your phone is gone, and someone lets you use theirs - could you get hold of someone?

What is the smallest, most minor thing that drives you crazy that nobody else in your life cares the slightest bit about?

Researchers offered people a choice: sit alone in a room with nothing (no books/devices/etc.) or get an electric shock - 67% of men and 25% of women chose the shock, what would you choose? Also feel free to speculate about the reason for this difference between men and women

Hey I have a wedding question - A couple split the planning of their wedding between them...the bride only had one hard request - that the groom not rub her face in the cake. At the wedding the groom grabbed her by the back of the head and buried her head in the cake (this was planned, the cake was destroyed and the groom had backup cupcakes ready) the bride wants to divorce or annul the marriage now, thoughts?

Opera says I have 296 saved passwords stored in it - what do you have way too much of?

I was just subjected to this discussion and now you must all have feels with me: what fictional character's death hit you in the feels the hardest?

I agreed to do a job tomorrow (Saturday) ... have you displayed any questionable judgment lately? Tell me about it.

It's that time of year again - where does everybody come down on candy corn, yea or nay? Or, just give me your favorite controversial candy-related opinion, I will tell you if you are wrong.

What's the dumbest/weirdest place that you have found something you needed (like your phone, keys, etc.) but have no idea/memory of how it got there? (If this is just me then forget I said anything 🙃 )

Have you ever regretted advice that you gave someone? Tell me all about it,

It's time for another Sean's Poetry Corner - write a limerick. Bonus points for any mythical beast references