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A Literal Microwave
TechnoCannon

Henlo! I am a microwave! All femboys will be thrown into the vat of boiling chocolate. (/hj i wouldnt throw them -w-) metal pipe drop sound

Drowned in a cup of coffee
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Open to anything lmao im bored

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A Literal Microwave · 3 answers · 8mo

Best website builder for original content and live posts? (not blocked by MOST school computers preferably)

A Literal Microwave · 2 answers · 8mo

There are 3 moods for me.
Savage honest
Joking
Microwave

A Literal Microwave · 2 answers · 8mo

🪨🫷

A Literal Microwave · 8mo

Forgor this place existed for a sec LMAO

A Literal Microwave · 2 answers · 8mo

Did you know that if you scream at 1100 decibels you can create a small black hole?

A Literal Microwave · 2 answers · 8mo

hits you with a metal pipe cutely :3

A Literal Microwave · 8mo

Smol profile update. (no new colors as i am a dumbass, and a microwave, BE PROUD IM AT LEAST TYPING WITH MY NONEXISTANT ARMS!!!)

A Literal Microwave · 1 answer · 9mo

Chat what if i just you.

A Literal Microwave · 9mo

Bread?

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