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A Literal Microwave
TechnoCannon

Henlo! I am a microwave! All femboys will be thrown into the vat of boiling chocolate. (/hj i wouldnt throw them -w-) metal pipe drop sound

Drowned in a cup of coffee
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Open to anything lmao im bored

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જ⁀➴ Vin / Amaru · 1 answer · 9mo

Guess who forgot they weren't supposed to eat and accidentally got the surgery canceled!! /silly

જ⁀➴ Vin / Amaru · 2 answers · 9mo

kinda want someone to throw a pic of some little ducks at me or my parody... they're such sillies

જ⁀➴ Vin / Amaru · 2 answers · 9mo

//slight vent

is it bad that if i'm typing something to someone on disc and they suddenly go offline I delete what I was saying because I think they grew bored of me? is that wrong? also this isn't directed at anyone dw, it happens with everyone.

જ⁀➴ Vin / Amaru · 2 answers · 9mo

guys I think I was high off no sleep last night while on my parody. . . wtf was I doin- guys go fuckin' look if ya want . @Poisondealer

જ⁀➴ Vin / Amaru · 1 answer · 9mo

going to school, won't be on. dm me on discord if ya need anything, i'll prob be on there, my acc is Number1sk8er

Lian · 26 answers · 9mo

Oh right, my errand... What were you in the middle of doing when you got hit by the Isekai Truck?

જ⁀➴ Vin / Amaru · 2 answers · 9mo

Going to my surgery soon , go flood my parody acc inbox @poisondealer ! ! also there's the possibility I might have to stay overnight at the hospital depending on how it goes ! stay safe guys ! xoxo <3

Lian · 25 answers · 9mo

You just got posted! The entire you... However you have to write the alt text on yourself. What would you write?

Warning: by visiting this site you will meet autistic fucks in your area that want to rip the flesh from your bones to the tune of despacito, serious signups only.

Random cat off the street · 9mo

Hello, I'm jory caron from "is it a good idea to microwave this?" (Not really) Today we are going to microwave a Nintendo switch!

Oh hey switch! hows it goi- wait, what are you doing in he- OH MY GOD SWITCH!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP MAKING ME HEAT HIM UP HES DYING!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(instant ptsd)

 dani . ☆ · 5 answers · 9mo

fem!kazuichi is a slut for shotas (and i am too)

જ⁀➴ Vin / Amaru · 3 answers · 9mo

Guys I miss my partner... Where'd she go.. I don't know if it changed the @ or deleted the account.. God I feel like a lovesick puppy

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