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Henlo! I am a microwave! All femboys will be thrown into the vat of boiling chocolate. (/hj i wouldnt throw them -w-) metal pipe drop sound
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Guess who forgot they weren't supposed to eat and accidentally got the surgery canceled!! /silly
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Do you have an ideal type?
Preferrably with a soul
kinda want someone to throw a pic of some little ducks at me or my parody... they're such sillies
Quack
//slight vent
is it bad that if i'm typing something to someone on disc and they suddenly go offline I delete what I was saying because I think they grew bored of me? is that wrong? also this isn't directed at anyone dw, it happens with everyone.
shruggie
totally not usig this playlist to try to sleep https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0l0VavxXCfPO7TxiPIW451?si=ca3d545b9ebe4008
Totally dont have a firewall keeping me out
guys I think I was high off no sleep last night while on my parody. . . wtf was I doin- guys go fuckin' look if ya want . @Poisondealer
Idk lmao
going to school, won't be on. dm me on discord if ya need anything, i'll prob be on there, my acc is Number1sk8er
:P Womp Womp
Oh right, my errand... What were you in the middle of doing when you got hit by the Isekai Truck?
Trying to find it
Going to my surgery soon , go flood my parody acc inbox @poisondealer ! ! also there's the possibility I might have to stay overnight at the hospital depending on how it goes ! stay safe guys ! xoxo <3
:D
You just got posted! The entire you... However you have to write the alt text on yourself. What would you write?
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Retrospring is so quiet wtf. What was your worst phase/era?
idk, hot pfp tho.
guys.. I'm having a surgery tomorrow.. so preppy /neg /sarc
Stay safe!
Hello, I'm jory caron from "is it a good idea to microwave this?" (Not really) Today we are going to microwave a Nintendo switch!
Oh hey switch! hows it goi- wait, what are you doing in he- OH MY GOD SWITCH!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP MAKING ME HEAT HIM UP HES DYING!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(instant ptsd)
did i need to know this? no. am i unsubcribing? no.
Guys I miss my partner... Where'd she go.. I don't know if it changed the @ or deleted the account.. God I feel like a lovesick puppy
:P idk
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