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for my dead body i take the cheapest possible way to rip. i think there's nothing cheaper than to get burned

I could imagine it, since I kinda don't care what people do with me after I died, but I wouldn't want them to put so much effort into my burial.

Yeah, I kinda want something like that, I'm not down for having my anus stuffed with cotton (yes, that is a thing that happens) and my body pumped full of chemicals to keep me looking alive-ish long enough for people to stare at my remains for a while before I go in the ground.

I don't know what that is. I want my body to decompose in the dirt, though.

A lot of things can be imagined, I'd rather be an organ donor in reality.