I don't have a brainwashing machine and I don't intend to buy one.

The evening news, live football and football highlights (Match of the Day).

Tatsächlich gar nichts. Höchstens mal WM, oder Dokus / Animes, wenn ich krank bin, oder wenn ich Ablenkung beim Wäsche aufhängen suche. :D

I don't watch it anymore.

The only show I actually watch on TV sometimes is Conan. I also watch South Park and Family guy, but only on Hulu, though that may change next season (since we got a DVR I may cancel Hulu). I think more often than not I watch Conan online.