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Yaseen
YassieJ
Birmingham, UK
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Yasnonymous Yasker · 1y
Bard · 7mo

How do you respond to claims that you are the reincarnation of the Public Universal Friend?

Honestly, the PUF sounds like a really based person.

Obviously the abstinence stuff is definitely not for me, but other than that, I vibe with the PUF. They're literally me.

Commenter · 7mo

can i download you

Lian · 7mo

What is the government's plan to deal with the Sovokian threats at our borders?

  1. Carpet bomb them until they yield. 2. Deploy *every child soldier I have. 3. Draw conscription from the regular population. 4. Carpet bomb them AGAIN. 5. Annex them.
Yasnonymous Yasker · 7mo

I am american what the fuck is a kilometer

Lian · 7mo

When are you going to sign my petition declaring taiyaki as a national food of Yastoria?

Yasnonymous Yasker · 9mo

what are the best things to do in birmingham once the tunnel reopens?

Yasnonymous Yasker · 9mo

Can you help me with my Maths homework?

I am told to find out how many hours is in 121 days. My brain cannot function. The calculator is broken. My mind is exploding.

Sugar · 9mo

who do you think would win elections in Yastoria?

I have actually conducted elections a few times! I should do another one on this account. Thanks Sugar <3

Yasnonymous Yasker · 9mo

Have you ever pet a lion?

Huh? What is going through your head when you ask these questions? Have I ever pet a lion? Really now? If I pet a lion, it would straight up kill me. I am worried for your mental health. You should consider logging off for the rest of the day.

Yasnonymous Yasker · 9mo

the weeds have taken over my town help

Yasnonymous Yasker · 9mo

Yaseen, am I mentally crazy for spending less than 30 minutes on TikTok in my life? I think everyone thinks I'm weird.

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