Yeah, you totally are! You're into a lot of stuff that I don't get, and that's inherently interesting. Especially because you take the time to try and explain it to me (that also makes you nice btw)

I have never met you before in my life

Well, I've heard from multiple sources that they're pretty shit.
So... Pretty shit?

Doomtrain from Final Fantasy VIII. Because it's so ridiculous to run over your enemies with a grimacing eldritch locomotive.

(I am not remotely a train nerd IRL, so I don't have a real train answer)

I'd drop some kind of leg armour piece that synergises well with a support character. But it wouldn't be a guaranteed drop.

I think I'd be an early miniboss that could potentially cause a bit of a headache, but then starts appearing later on as an uncommon spawn at a point where you're much better equipped to deal with me.

Are there any bad ways to be gay? ;)

Well thank you kindly :3

Now I've actually looked them up, I find most of the shiny legendaries a bit lackluster. A lot of them give me arcade fighter player 2 pallette swap energy and aren't that interesting.
If I had to pick, I like the shiny Galarian birds, because it's a cool touch to have them match the colours of their Kantonian counterparts.

I would probably ask you for advice and take what you said at face value :3

I used to think this was a tough question, but right now I would have to say Final Fantasy X. The setting, story, characters and themes have always resonated with me, and I love the turn based combat system; I think it's one of the best systems the franchise has ever had.

Very much so, yes. Regardless of experience, am certainly gay.

In all likelihood I was probably walking into town to pick up some takeaway. I was probably too distracted browsing Fedi to notice Truck-kun careening onto the pavement.

Yes, Reiji was one of my first pair of rats! He was an energetic little explorer, a polar opposite to his brother. Incidentally he was named after the character in Gundam Build Fighters.
My memory of the matter is fuzzy, but I believe Naz is short for Nazlando, a name she invented for a harpy OC when she was a teenager? Perhaps we can get her to confirm on Fedi...

I really enjoyed A-Level Media Studies, both analysing media and producing it. I even carried that enthusiasm into university. But the further I got into my course the more I realised that it wasn't something I really wanted a career in. I much prefer partaking in media as a hobby rather than a job.

An adult AMAB sitting quite camply. He as thinning hair and painted nails. He's kind of cute depending on how you look at him, but he seems tired.

Rats CAN bite, yes. But for an average rat it wouldn't be without good reason. The only time a rat has bitten one of us with actual intent was when Reiji was overly hormonal and was still very angry from a fight. So usually only when something is wrong. A serious bite can bleed a lot, I believe Naz still has a small scar from that.
Link and Cid don't bite, but if you tickle them too hard they play back with their teeth, and they often give things exploratory nips, including body parts.