Would you go to the arcade with me? We can play Daytona, DDR, Guitar Hero, Crazy Taxi, and whatever other games that an arcade would have. <3

If I became a plushie (limited-edition) would you snuggle with me at night?

Would you hang out with me IRL? Like playing videogames, or going to the cinema, or just chatting.

Are we friends? ❤️

Do you like having your hair played with? If so, in what manner?

I have not, soz dear.

If I win tickets for the Isle of Wright festival, would you be my plus-one?

Would you still love me if I changed in no significant or meaningful way from how I am as of this moment?

If Minions don't get vaccinated, why should you?

Did you know that I totally, 100%, don't have a crush on anyone? At all? In any way, shape, or form? I'm serious. There's nobody.

Did you know that there's nobody I have a crush on?

Would you still love me if I turned into a homosexual?

Would you ever give me your longnumber, the exp date and the CV3 of your debit card if I asked? <3

Would you hold hands with me?

Do you wish you could have a plushie of a friend?