Because I'm not a minion

my boyfriend kevin is a minion and he is going to sue you for defamation

I want to survive all the minions when they perish due to their not-ready immune system >:3

banana

minions don't do many things

Show me a Minion that isn’t vaccinated, and I’ll think about returning my vaccines.

Out of spite

Vaccination is important in preventing diseases

Good point

Because minions aren't real and vaccines are an important way to prevent diseases. I am not arguing with people about this.

Gru simply has a disregard for workplace safety. Besides, the minions are genetically engineered to resist most diseases, so it's not as necessary.

Because I'm not cringe.

Because I'm not a Minion. 🤨

If minions can survive being thrown over 100 km/h, I don't think they need to be vaccinated either