Because I'm not a minion

my boyfriend kevin is a minion and he is going to sue you for defamation

I want to survive all the minions when they perish due to their not-ready immune system >:3

banana

minions don't do many things

Out of spite

Good point

Because minions aren't real and vaccines are an important way to prevent diseases. I am not arguing with people about this.

Gru simply has a disregard for workplace safety. Besides, the minions are genetically engineered to resist most diseases, so it's not as necessary.

Because I'm not cringe.

Because I'm not a Minion. 🤨

If minions can survive being thrown over 100 km/h, I don't think they need to be vaccinated either