nefarious yeets · 8 answers · 1y

It's All Saints Day. I can't think of any questions that I care about that are also about saints. So for fun (fisfuls of it), send us your reckons: How and why do you think you would be martyred?

Probably opening a can of spaghetti. A couple of nights ago I wanted to try canned spaghetti for the first time. When I opened the can, I cut two of my fingers deeply. One of them was cut so deeply that I needed several stitches for stopping blood from gushing. I'll never try canned spaghetti ever again!

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