What would you do if a family member occasionally called you while drunk? During these calls, they’re always kind and often praise you, but their drunken state makes them hard to understand.

"Are we still sisters?"

Do you think it's still important to teach kids how to read analog clocks in today's digital world?

When doctors ask you to rate your pain from 1 to 10, how accurate can your answer be if you’ve never experienced something extreme, like childbirth? Does that really help the doctor understand your pain?

Have you ever been scammed?

How do you mark your territory?

When does it get easier?

How would life be different in a world without pillows?

"Life is a progression of things gradually losing their importance until nothing matters anymore, and then we die." Thoughts? What is the most recent thing you lost interest in?

What types of insurance do you have? For example, health, flood, life, car, or house insurance?

When do you usually lick your fingers?

Are you dangerous?

How do you distinguish between sympathy and pity?

What usually happens to the ideas trapped in your head?

When do you usually feel like a wrinkly bag of ass?