My balls take care of that.

i don't, I don't really do anything that I would consider "marking my territory."

I leave my food crumbs there.

I have no territory, nothing belongs to me, I am merely borrowing material things on my journey to oblivion (puffs)

My eyes send out this glitter of warning shortly before lightnings strike.

Piss on them

Overconfidence. Egoism.