astrid
astral123

notorious computer toucher
also known on the freddiverse at https://fedi.astrid.tech/astrid

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anonymous animal · 5d

free money hack for free moneys for estrogen?

all the free money hacks i know unfortunately come at a great cost to one's body and sanity :(

anonymous animal · 5d

what is ur opinion on cubanetrinitrate ? do you think its a gay chemical or a straight chemical ?

valerie · 5d

opinion on the fact that i had to discard 3 other questions because i accidentally made them way too lewd?

anonymous animal · 5d

What if computer touched you?

anonymous animal · 5d

you're really awesome I love you

anonymous animal · 5d

what if i kissed you

anonymous animal · 5d

Okay, then, uh..

LEAST favourite type of computer to touch?

(Man, I'm v. cool B) )

Vivian · 6d

Would you ever uhhhhhh

anonymous animal · 5d

Why do you use commas as ellipses?

anonymous animal · 6d

favourite type of computer to touch?

the one on my desk with the funny mechanical keyboard and decent monitors. truth be told i actually don't like touching other computers, but i do enjoy remoting into them

anonymous animal · 6d

What's the update on the mailbox bomb? Got a good use for it yet? Maybe, like repackage and send it as a early birthday gift for your estranged transphobic uncle? Ingest it? Repurpose it as a brick to throw at a member of law enforcement? All great options.

i cherish it,,, it is my prised posession. it is a great conversation piece on my cofe table

kaitlin · 7d

Why did you blender explode

idk why we're talking about this one blender that exploded when millions of blenders are operating around the world all the time and very seldom does anything like this happen

squili · 7d

there's a bomb in your mailbox you're welcome

awwww that's so sweet! this was just what i wanted! i can't wait to blow up a pipeline with this

anonymous animal · 7d

"job haver"

what animated you to type "job haver" instead of "employed"?

why?

why have you done this?

never EVER speak of "job having" again /s

i HATE you /s

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