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kait from internet · 7 answers · 5mo

oh no my raft of uprooted trees carrying at least 15 green iguanas is headed straight for anguilla quick do something

let nature takes it course, 15 green iguanas are chill . uprooted trees are chill . anguilla is, well i don't know, but can't be chiller than those two other things .

I have already vowed in advance that I will take no action in all trolley problem ass situations that would present themselves to me. There is no moral conundrum. The weight of death is on who put me here, be it a villain or the uncaring chaos of the world.

send a raft of uprooted trees carrying at least 30 european wildcats in their direction!

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