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Anonymous Coward · 1y

Can you perhaps tell me the direction into your heart and (possibly) tearing down the wall of comsu beforehand? Maybe I can be the true Tom to your Summer (excuse the reference) in the end?

Anon is everything okay at home... Sorry for the bad joke, anyways! I can if you're willing to listen?

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My God, the accuracy of your intuition scares me. Truly one of a kind even for an evil sorceress in training, but what do I know? I don’t know magic as well as you do—I do know how charm works now that I’ve read your messages, that’s all I know of magic.

To answer your question, I do not feel sleepy at all. Maybe it’s because of a certain show someone told me to watch (which definitely is more fun than any dream I’d have, for now) or maybe it’s because the said certain someone herself. What does your intuition say about that, Little Miss Psychic?

Anonymous Coward · 1y

What’s your dream date?

Get this: I know the beach is windy as hell, especially if you come at the wrong time, but I have grown fonder and even fonder throughout my life towards the beach. It might be the flawed experience of reading summer romcoms talking—I dream of a date where I spend the whole day at the beach with my loved one, doing nothing and everything at the same time. I don’t surf, but I like swimming since I was a kid. Plus, beach food? Heaven. Not to mention how pretty the sky will be when the sun sets and the night comes.

Anonymous Coward · 1y

I get told that I could make a great psychic a lot, if that counts. Mm? Someone is impressed? Time to put on my tallest tiptoes and spin in my highest heels one more time, I guess. Who knows there are other parts of me that can leave you in awe.

Hey. You know what. You should stop being too nice. I am delusional I might think you are flirting with me. But! Let me know if you finally give the series a watch?

Will you actually consider it then? I think you’d be great at that—or at everything (and that includes impressing me). Maybe this is the euphoria speaking, but does that mean you’ll stick long enough to show me the said parts? I promise I’ll be in awe.

You shouldn’t give that kind of advice to children—we must stay nice. And you’re not delusional. I will, do you prefer me hitting you up via owl letters or telepathy, little miss psychic?

Anonymous Coward · 1y

4) Because I bet Vitto is starting to get curious about the series that got me defend it with my whole cest, and lastly ...

Wait. If I leave you hanging like this, you will tell me to come back again with the fifth reason, right?

A bit giddy,
Still Ms. Non-Mutual. (Hope you don't get jaded yet.)

Actually, true. You are the reason why I might accidentally watch the show on purpose. Do you, by any chance, have some psychic power I haven’t got to know of yet or am I just that easy to read for you? Either way, I’m impressed.

I will. And I’ll stick around to see if you come back.

As giddy as you, Ms. Non-Mutual, and to be fair, I don’t think anyone has the capability to grow tired of your presence.

Anonymous Coward · 1y

1) Because I have it on good account that you are into horror, 2) Because I randomly stumbled upon your Notion and found out that you watched A Haunting of Hill House, they were produced by the same filmmaker! 3) Because I wanna see you post your review about it just like what you did with Nomadland, 4) Because ... because ...

Take it into consideration,
Still the same non mutual who did not expect she would score perfectly.

God. Now I'm flustered, you're telling me someone actually spent the time to read my Notion and my review of Nomadland? A whole lot of news to me. However, that's four out of five. Three, actually. I might actually need a fifth reason to watch it.

Did not expect I'd be the one receiving a shot from someone as interesting as you, Ms. Non-Mutual.

Anonymous Coward · 1y

Hi, V. Might be out of the blue but I think you will like Midnight Mass (if you haven't watched that, of course).

Sincerely, a non mutual who shoots her shot and hopes it scores.

The shot scored, perfectly if I might add.

Can't say I've watched Midnight Mass, but I heard about the media (a TV show, if I recall correctly?) a couple of times. Give me five reasons why I should watch it?

Anonymous Coward · 1y

Do you currently set your eyes on someone?

gondry · 1y

What is your favorite guilty pleasure?

Procrastinating 🤐 and getting mad at myself for not starting earlier because I’m a perfectionist and I get irked at any flaw no matter how small it is—even if it’s a detail

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