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#4001 · 4 answers · 3y

What should I get my hypothetical Masters in if I were to continue at a non-shit uni?

Anonymous Coward · 2y

frotting?

Anonymous Coward · 3y

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

Anonymous Coward · 3y

How old is your dick?

#4001 · 5 answers · 3y

Are you kind to your local janitor keeping your building running?

Just the basic courtesies, greeting and apologizing if I happen to walk past when they're mopping/etc

Anonymous Coward · 3y

why are you cell?

Anonymous Coward · 3y

whats your favorite milk/pepsi ratio for pilk

half and half, but honestly ratio doesn't tell the story
i use a milk that's naturally quite sweet so it does accentuate the pepsi's sugariness pretty well. unlike cofe, you pour pepsi into the milk, causing it to froth up and form a nice brown head. then, drink, as the acidity and carbonation from the pepsi starts to decay.

Anonymous Coward · 3y

Did you know that America supported the Nazis to skim fees off of Gazprom?

maybe you should have told the euros to suck better, i mean how hard is it to sniff gas

Anonymous Coward · 3y

wich 2hu wud u hug

red eyes rabbit
ah'm not exactly sane to begin with so i don't lose much if the eyes turn red

Anonymous Coward · 3y

thERE's A hUMan sCeNt oN YA. you GOT ThE mAN-stink. whY's THAt, buDDy...?

Anonymous Coward · 3y

not a question, ur cute and i would hug you irl if i had the chance <3

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