Ask me anything!

#4001 asked over 1 year ago · 10 answers

What's your lifehack to kill a panic attack?

RUN. SCREM.

#4001 asked over 1 year ago · 4 answers

What should I get my hypothetical Masters in if I were to continue at a non-shit uni?

masters will inevitably be something specific, so i can't say alas

Anonymous Coward asked about 1 year ago

frotting?

never tried it, but many fantasies were had about it

Anonymous Coward asked over 1 year ago

haruhi mittens?

y

Anonymous Coward asked over 1 year ago

what's your biggest life goal currently, and then the one you're the most excited about?

freedom. freedom. freedom. freedom. freedom.
many ways to achieve it but i'm not too sure if i'm comfortable divulging them in public :)

Anonymous Coward asked over 1 year ago

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

strand type games never had the sovl this had

Anonymous Coward asked over 1 year ago

How old is your dick?

sorry there is no one named Richard near me

#4001 asked over 1 year ago · 5 answers

Are you kind to your local janitor keeping your building running?

Just the basic courtesies, greeting and apologizing if I happen to walk past when they're mopping/etc

Anonymous Coward asked almost 2 years ago

why are you cell?

i had a really nice witty non-answer for this but i'm no p*litician so i'll be sincere:

was lurking around fedi, was gravitating towards spc. turns out many of the regulars had quite simple but elegant handles, so i thought, obviously i should follow suit. cell came to mind 'cause it's monosyllabic, and represent many things. cells inside the body, cells in a building, cells in a battery pack, and that cell in that ps3 (used for supercomputing, cause it sure ain't playing any games when there are none)

the gondola avatar came way way later but i feel like its perfect for the same reasons: a blank slate. i came from nothing, i will end up as nothing. but while i'm here i'd like to make the best of it

for all you parasite eve and public education system fans i have a nice quote for ya: the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

Anonymous Coward asked almost 2 years ago

whats your favorite milk/pepsi ratio for pilk

half and half, but honestly ratio doesn't tell the story
i use a milk that's naturally quite sweet so it does accentuate the pepsi's sugariness pretty well. unlike cofe, you pour pepsi into the milk, causing it to froth up and form a nice brown head. then, drink, as the acidity and carbonation from the pepsi starts to decay.

Anonymous Coward asked almost 2 years ago

Did you know that America supported the Nazis to skim fees off of Gazprom?

maybe you should have told the euros to suck better, i mean how hard is it to sniff gas

Anonymous Coward asked almost 2 years ago

wich 2hu wud u hug

red eyes rabbit
ah'm not exactly sane to begin with so i don't lose much if the eyes turn red

Anonymous Coward asked almost 2 years ago

thERE's A hUMan sCeNt oN YA. you GOT ThE mAN-stink. whY's THAt, buDDy...?

crap who laced my drink with peggnog again

Anonymous Coward asked almost 2 years ago

how tall r u (you're not allowed to be taller than me)

somewhere in the five foot highs :3
tfw too tall to be smol but too short to tower over everyone