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@faho
faho · 6 answers · 2y

Are fish real?

Only the Swedish variety.

@LaDamaX
LaDamaX · 1y

🤔 if directly observed, yes

@puniko
Puniko · 2y

chsh -s /bin/zsh uhhh... no

@racc
Karina · 2y

Real fish are real, fake fish are fake, imaginary fish are imaginary. Past fish were real, future fish will be real.

@ColorStorm
inhahe · 2y

I eat fish more than the pope.

@Danger
Burger Queen · 2y

NO they are a creation of capitalists looking to boost sales of malted vinegar and hushpuppies

@RetroKnight
Sean ⚡🤖 · 2y

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