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You should Microsoft Edge me
As George Takei would say: Oh, myyyy
What's the most spicy food you've ever eaten?
A friend once brought one of those "as hot as possible" currywurst, level D (out of A, B, C, D, E, F, FF, FFF - from least hot to hottest). I think I ate two pieces and needed to sit down with a glass of milk?
Either that or some home-grown peppers a buddy once brought and asked us to eat, chewing as much as possible, as a dare. Burned out of my ears.
How do I stop being a shrimp and straighten out my back?
What new technologies are you hoping we glean from the non-human craft the Americans have apparently recovered?
PENIS EXPLOSION
I'll try a sidefit if that's available
Looooooooooong. I mean like time for water breaks long
A gang of raccoons just jumped you and fled. What did they take?
My heart
How do you attack hills?
Ignore them, hurts their feelings
Dragons?
Dragon deez n(USER WAS BANNED)
What was the last website you visited that's not a social network, news site, online shop, free online encyclopaedia, or productivity web application?
No joke: https://fishshell.com/
What's the single most useful tool you have at your disposal?
My peni..... computer. My computer.
Do you think that the internet has somewhat ruined the dating scene?
I've been in the same relationship for 13 years. I have no knowledge of the current dating scene.
To be honest I have no knowledge of the dating scene 13 years ago either? It just kinda... happened?
What does titty milk taste like?
Ooof you don't want to know. I tried it years ago and it was disgusting. Weirdly sour. Not recommended.
What's the secret ingredient?
MSG.
Yes is this the Coyote Hotline?
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