You should Microsoft Edge me
As George Takei would say: Oh, myyyy
A friend once brought one of those "as hot as possible" currywurst, level D (out of A, B, C, D, E, F, FF, FFF - from least hot to hottest). I think I ate two pieces and needed to sit down with a glass of milk?
Either that or some home-grown peppers a buddy once brought and asked us to eat, chewing as much as possible, as a dare. Burned out of my ears.
I'll try a sidefit if that's available
Looooooooooong. I mean like time for water breaks long
Ignore them, hurts their feelings
My peni..... computer. My computer.
I've been in the same relationship for 13 years. I have no knowledge of the current dating scene.
To be honest I have no knowledge of the dating scene 13 years ago either? It just kinda... happened?
Ooof you don't want to know. I tried it years ago and it was disgusting. Weirdly sour. Not recommended.
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