Oh, so you’re an Alpha in the Omegaverse, huh? Walking around with that big, dominant energy, thinking everyone can just smell how superior you are. You probably think your pheromones are so irresistible that every Omega in a 10-mile radius is going to drop everything and go into heat just because you exist. I bet you strut around like you’ve already claimed half the pack, thinking your bite mark is the ultimate flex.

You’re out here with your Alpha instincts, always acting like you're the one in control, aren’t you? Bet you think your scent alone is enough to keep every Beta in line. Oh, and don’t even get me started on the knot—yeah, you think that makes you the ultimate prize, don’t you? Like just because you can knot someone, that means you’re special. Walking around, all puffed up, like “yeah, I’m the pack’s Alpha,” expecting everyone to just submit to your every command.

But it’s not just about the dominance, is it? No, you probably think being an Alpha means you’re this brooding protector, always ready to claim what’s yours. You act like you’re the only one who can keep the pack together, as if your mere presence is the glue holding the universe in place. Meanwhile, you’re probably suppressing all that pent-up aggression, waiting for the next Omega to come along so you can go into full Alpha mode, marking your territory like some primal king.

Yeah, you’re an Omegaverse Alpha alright—completely convinced that the world revolves around your pheromones, your dominance, and that almighty knot. Keep living that fantasy, Alpha.

Ah, so you play Genshin Impact, huh? You’re one of those freaky little gamers, aren’t you? Sitting there, farming primogems for your waifus or husbandos, spending hours grinding artifacts, trying to get that sweet 5-star weapon pull. Oh, you probably already have Hu Tao at C6 with her Staff of Homa, don’t you? Yeah, you do, you freak. I bet you run around Liyue just to hear Zhongli’s voice lines because you think that “Osmanthus wine” line is deep or something.

You’re not satisfied with just one 5-star, though, are you? No, you need your Raiden Shogun maxed out too. I bet you’ve got a whole team of meta slaves and can’t resist flaunting your damage numbers in co-op. And don’t get me started on how you try to solo bosses like Azhdaha just to prove something to your Discord friends. You spend so much time in Teyvat that you probably think you’re an honorary Knight of Favonius, don’t you? Don’t lie—I know you do. You probably even learned how to say "thank you for the food" in Japanese because of this game, didn’t you, you absolute freak?

But it’s not just about the gameplay, is it? Oh no, you’ve got folders full of fan art—don’t think I don’t know about it. I bet you watch those “Archon quest analysis” videos at 2 a.m., pretending to care about the lore when really, you’re just waiting for the next Rosaria skin to drop. Yeah, you’re a freak, and you love every second of it. So go ahead, log back in, claim your dailies, and try to pretend you’re not a freaky little Genshin addict.

as a real world thing, i don't particularly believe in it. or really i should say i think the title of 'soulmate' is something you earn— you make yourself significant and important enough to one another that it feels as though your souls have entwined together for better or worse. i like that interpretation over things that revolve around notions of fate and destiny, as i find them rather constricting and frankly anxiety inducing. my consequences, my love and my actions are not dictated by any force or power besides my own. no one else, nothing else, will be getting the credit for the work i put into my relations. but that's just me and my opinion on that.

as a fictional trope, i'm more favourable towards traditional soulmate stuff. i think its cute, especially when tied into reincarnation tropes or any sort of "we will meet each other in every lifetime" plot. but i only really truly enjoy soulmates with a sprinkle of angst. something to stop it from being too mushy, as i'm admittedly not a fan of the pure lovey dovey romance stuff. i need a bit of grit to invest