I don't bite (metaphorically, at least.) Just say Hi, you'll be fine.

There's a lot of guys I'd kiss. To tell you would be cheating.

I chose it myself, when I arose for the first time. It echoes the way the world views me.

Be genuine. I value honesty more than I do putting on a mask to entreat me.

Kinship alone isn't enough to sway my opinion. Some of them are more tolerable than the rest, though.

There's a lot about this world I don't know. I'm not very inquisitive, and I don't care much for it either. I'm just coasting along, nowadays.

I'm going to take that as a compliment. Thanks.

I don't have any money. Find your own.

I couldn't die if I wanted to. The alternative of sitting under a rock for eternity is too boring.

I'm not picky, but I like sweet, and I like spicy. I don't get any sustenance from food, so I prefer things with a lot of flavor.

Somewhere between six and nine.

It's all a pointless cycle motivated by a selfless desire not to hurt more people by disappearing too early.

Probably, but they're a full-package deal.

Rrrh.