Elijah.

Anonymous Coward · 12mo

punya pacar kok diumpetin sih kak?

I'm keeping my girl safe. Gatekeeping her from potential attackers. I don't want the history to repeat itself. I'm not 100% hiding her, if you see her, you see her. If you don't, stay blind. Let me and my girl dating in peace.

Elijah. · 12mo

Anonymous Coward · 12mo

Beneran udah punya pacar?

2 minggu lagi nikah.

Elijah. · 12mo

Anonymous Coward · 1y

Kntl apa yang kntl?

?

Elijah. · 1y

Anonymous Coward · 1y

Happy father's day daddy 🥵

Gak ada duit.

Elijah. · 1y

Anonymous Coward · 1y

Bjir kata gue teh belum apa-apa udah dibilang gak boleh nanya. 👊🏻 I'd very much like to give you a pop quiz. It may serve as a validation of your … I don't know, the likes of your jomponess? Please send my regards to Kak Ruby. Ayo baca novelnya, Bang, The Darkling hihihihim demdud keren banget asli. [berusaha meracuni,,,]

Ruby, absen by. Ada yang nitip salam.

Elijah. · 1y

Anonymous Coward · 1y

what type of boyfriend are you?

I kid you not. I am that toxic kind boyfriend. Dangerously territorial, obsessive, and possessive, like a violent volcano explosion. I can love you without boundaries, there will be no limitations on my love. I will worship you and get on my knees for you, but once you betray me, you will never hear from me again.

Elijah. · 1y

Anonymous Coward · 1y

Ada aja gebrakan nya setiap kali muncul 🤣🤣🤣

Seterusnya saya akan muncul dengan kad undangan pernikahan. Tungguin aja.

Elijah. · 1y

Anonymous Coward · 1y

Halo, Bang. I noticed that you watched Shadow and Bones. Baca novelnya dan ikutin Grishaverse juga gak?

Yes I watched S&B but kindly do not ask me if I remember a certain scene because I have a goldfish memory. And to answer your question, no, I did not.

Elijah. · 1y

Anonymous Coward · 1y

I don't know how you made it more tempting, somehow. Don't worry about it, as you said, it'll be just a phase, right? I just want to feel something. Perhaps if I'm lucky, I'd get to be called some of those pet names you mentioned to that previous anonymous person.

🖤

Elijah. · 1y

Anonymous Coward · 1y

You comforting that anonymous person with such sweet words is only making me having a crush on you as well. What do I do?

There there. Having a crush on me would be the last thing you want to do in this world. You drop that thought and don't waste your time having a crush on me. Go and find someone who is worth your energy more than I am, alright? Have a good night.