I don't know if I can handle an attractive version of myself. Everyone liking you all the time? Sounds exhausting. I bet that gold makes the chocolate taste terrible.

On the other hand, "interesting" seems like more of a risk. Like, am I "interesting" because I cured a disease? Or am I "interesting" because I have an unsettling number of reptiles in my home? I can do the reptile thing rn, on my own. So I feel like being attractive would be a better deal, because I can't just do it myself. So that's what I'm going with, attractiveness. A really attractive person, with an "interesting" number of reptiles.