Peaches - Really incredibly wet, stringy, and fuzzy. I don't want any of that in a fruit.

Nectarines - All the same problems I have with peaches, minus the fuzzy

Honey dew - It tastes like someone tried to 3D print a fruit.

Cranberries - She's just bitter and I don't have the time.

Pineapple - Tastes good, but causes me to have gnarly canker sores pretty much the second it touches the inside of my mouth.