Arthur · 14 answers · 1y

How often do you take selfies?

Not infrequently. I take pictures of myself that no one ever sees except me because I'm not sure what I look like and I think the mirror isn't giving me the full tea sometimes. If I look in a mirror and I don't go "oHHH nOOOOO, I WOULD LIKE TO GO TO SLEEP NOW" I think I must be delusional. So I'll think, "I gotta get to the bottom of this," and I'll take a picture of myself (or 5, but it usually takes 2 to 3) until there's one where I look very, very bad. Then I'm satisfied because I'm like, "ah yeah, now I'm seeing it right." and that is uhm, what's the medical term for it? "A lil fkd up"? But maybe making sure that you never actually feel good is the key to success. You can't argue that it's not once you get a load of all my goats, mansions and healthy, lasting human relationships.

Ok, but what's really crazy is that out of those things I listed, the only one where my brain was actually like, "aw man, if only!" was the goats one. I wish I had some goats.

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