1) I never have anywhere to go bc locations are a myth invented by math to sell disposable cameras

2) Me being dressed up is the event and location. People look at me and it takes them there.

3) "dressed up" for me is usually just not wearing an 8 year old shirt, but the last time I got 'really fancy' it was just an excuse to wear my new boots and I didn't really have anywhere to go. I ended up eating xiaolongbao with my dad tho