My favorite romantic thing to do is go to the gas station and talk about how old the hot dogs look ?

I can hold someone's hand while you do that but it makes it harder to point at the hot dogs. There can also be small gifts involved. For instance, a disposable lighter with a cat or a wizard on it that's 4x the price of a regular disposable lighter. Or how about a pair of work gloves for some reason? A cute little bottle of baby aspirin? A full-sized box of Nilla Wafers even though every other food item in there comes in a smaller, more manageable size. And here you can often get a survivor t-shirt for the nearest big casino. But if you want to really show you care you look through a shit ton of woven keychains to find the one with their name on it. If their name isn't basic ass enough to be on a keychain (it's not)?? Well, you still tried, and you can also just get them the one that's closest to their name, as well as share a laugh about the one that says 'CHAD.'

And later, when THEY'VE LEFT YOU FOREVER, you can think, wOW guess that keychain that wasn't quite your name was MEANINGLESS !

You know, that kind of thing