Have I ever made you feel unwelcome, bad or totally malstrupated ? 🧐 If so, I apologize for the first two but not the third. It's a made up word.
Oh, you always make me feel welcome. :)
It's so I can talk to your imaginary chicken 🐔 it's going places... Maybe starring role in some chicken broth.
You better hope it didn't read this.
I think that bird has flown, albeit temporarily, the chicken coop. It probably spies on every conversation you have out of paranoia of someday-
Being someone's chicken fillet or garnished with roasted potatoes and carrots lol on a plate.
Not only that, it has a black book with assumed or expected misbehaviour of me. Also it has a list pf people who are defined as enemies of the chicken realm.
Uttering terms like chicken fillet, roast, BBQ or such make you too quickly appear on that list. It cannot read but it recognises pattern. Oh my!
Misbehaving Kate? Documented? Maybe I should see this little black book, if my favorite subject is described within it's pages ;)
The chicken doesn't care about this provided I do supply enough beak balm. But Marie on the other hand is a different story. She not only writes things down.
but I wanna be malstrupated!