Merida · 7 answers · 3y

What's the stupidest wish you made when you were a child?

I wanted to live on an isolated island alone with sweets and videogames for my enjoyment for ever.

I wanted to fly like a bird, actually I wanted to be a bird. Later I understood that there are cats, birds of prey and such ... and that birds have tiny brains ....

I think I wanted two cocks... because...two hands....two holes... just seemed practical.

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