On, hallowed Nostradama (thanks, Alice), pray tell me when I’ll be back home (London). Because I was watching ‘Apple Tree Yard’ last night and saw my building at least twice - WAH!!! For this I humbly offer some (rather delicious-looking) cupcakes that I just got from my neighbour. A gift for a gift.

Where should I invest my money?

You should change your name to NostraDama

Tell me why squirrels won't let me just walk up and pet them and I'll pay you in good vibes tbh

Kindness? What would you need or want in return?

You tell me when I will find my purpose in life, and I will pay you in cheesecake

Yesterday my phone was haunted. The GUI froze amidst texting. After half an hour it did wake up as if it never had been lazy. My friend Lou was less lucky, she dumped her phone in a canal.