A swiss man. Generally falls victim for some stupid conspiracy ideas and defends them afterwards very cleverly until he hits the ceiling of logic and then falls down to a foreseeable "I don't care" stance afterwards.

ME - today I went to a gas station, and went inside to buy a Cherry Coke and Flamin Hot Cheetos, and it took me about 15 seconds to forget what pump I was at so I had to go 'uummmmm I'm the blue one out there' feels super smart lemme tell you

What merida said

Too many candidates to choose just one