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Would you rather create a sharknado or be able to summon raccoons using a flute to forge a suit?
That's almost an impossible choice. I'd love to see the racoon thing but there are so many times when a sharknado would come in handy.
Well, I can only think of one situation where I need a sharknado or a raccoon suit and I think I'll go with the sharknado. I think it has a greater deterrent power, and I prefer to avoid conflicts.
both seem truly nightmarish, unless the raccoon-forged suit is an actual suit and not raccoons clinging onto my skin. i think i'll go with the raccoon suit?
summon raccoons. i've seen sharknado and that movie sucked. also i'd die.
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