Copywriter and inofficial tabletop game designer. Done graphic design, animation, front-end programming and content management. Now just mostly tired.
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If you could be any age for the rest of your life, which would you choose?
would you let the trolley kill 50 of the worst people on the planet or would you blow up the trolley so you can walk away from it all cool like in slow motion
can we use the explosion to kill the bad people? then yes.
would you describe yourself more as a freak or a weirdo?
yes
what's the last thing you hope you see before you see the pearly gates?
the confused face of st. peter because of the obvious clerical error that got me there, while I walk in backwards, flipping him off with both hands
if you had to get rid of one color which one would it be
Beige. It's not a colour, it's a lamentable state of being.
if you didn't know what day of the week it was, do you have a default day of the week you'd assume it to be?
Always Monday. If it isn't and feels like it, it might just as well be.
if you could change the name of one thing on earth what would it be
"Fly" (the insect) to something more creative. I dunno, like buzzy guy or something. These things have the most uninventive name in the whole animal kingdom.
Would you rather create a sharknado or be able to summon raccoons using a flute to forge a suit?
That's almost an impossible choice. I'd love to see the racoon thing but there are so many times when a sharknado would come in handy.
tell me something you would only tell a snail
I'm actually envious of your house.
donkey kong. threat or menace?
misunderstood victim
violence solves everything. true or false?
True. But often you won't like the solution it provides.
It's OK to apply violence to Nazis though.
what would you do if i asked you a bunch of questions over and over again
If they are different: Answer them all.
If they are the same: Send you to a doctor.
What if you became a lynx 0.o
Nap time suddenly became more comfortable.
if you could turn into a bumble bee like how a vampire turns into a bat would you?
Yes. 🐝 That would probably be great for getting everywhere without being noticed. Also they’re cute and fluffy. :3
Would you go to the arcade with me? We can play Daytona, DDR, Guitar Hero, Crazy Taxi, and whatever other games that an arcade would have. <3
Absolutely. 🕺 We might need to travel back to the 90s or early 2000s first, though.
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