@ChrisMartinez
Chris CM. Martinez · 5 answers · 4y

The government is going to give u a blank check to make out in any amount u wish but u MUST do one of these 2 things. Let Trump give u a 3 min lap dance where he strips to pasties or make out for 3 mins with Mike Pence Choose 😁

The former. I'd rather cringe for 3 minutes that feel like a whore for giving Pence the happiest moment of his life.

@Andy
Pandy · 4y

Mike Pence is gay so it'll be just as uncomfortable for him as it would be for me.

@ZouBisouBisou
Alice 💋 · 4y

I take on The Reptile, it never will come to making out with him, he is going to wet his pants and hide in his church when I offer him my devil-ish goods ....

@Kate
Kate Matsuda · 4y

I'm feeling lazy, let's pretend I made a funny 'stimulus package' joke here and move on

@RetroKnight
Sean ⚡🤖 · 4y

The first, now where do I sign up?

@ColorStorm
inhahe · 4y

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