@ChrisMartinez
Chris CM. Martinez · 3 answers · 3y

Its our favorite lil social activist's birthday. Greta Thunberg turns 18. Hmm, you know what that means. unzips time to give her a tree worth hugging😝😝😝

"No! You can't just make sexual jokes about her! She's only 17 years, 364 days and 86,399 seconds old! Never mind. She just reached the arbitrary, magic age." #Satire

@AJS
AJS · 3y

You Will remind her of the shrinking ice burgs

@MrsMegan
Queen Megan👑 · 3y

Still looks like 17,5.

@Wasserpistole
Wasserpistole · 3y

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