@CrustyD
Dingus · 4 answers · 2y

What to do when all the seats on the bus are either taken or covered in a strange dampness?

Scream FIRE!!!!

@DUST
Merida · 2y

Is it a long distance? Then take the next bus or sit on your bag. When it is a short distance, keep standing. When there are nice people around charm one of them and beg to sit on their lap.

@Kate
Kate Matsuda · 2y

S-stand?

@CloudBurst07
cLOUD · 2y

I've stood for a whole-ass 30 minute ride hanging onto a pole, that's what you do, or you do the move where you wait for the next bus

@RetroKnight
Sean ⚡🤖 · 2y

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