I don't get embarrassed by farts really. A teacher once busted one in a classroom it was hilarious 🤣

I’m not sure this counts as a fart, but those “varts” (vagina farts) that occur when too much air gets trapped in your vajajay during intercourse. So embarrassing... ☺️

the time I farted in 5th grade as I was getting up from sitting on the floor and IMMEDIATELY blamed it on my friend. also, the time I farted in an elevator in college just before the elevator doors opened and the department chair (whom I personally know) walked in and made small talk with me

My farts have summoning powers. If I fart in an empty room, someone will walk in almost immediately.

My body has betrayed me in many many ways from awkward erections to wall-shaking belching to almost dying, but I never had a fart moment...I'd own it anyway, like you motherfuckers don't fart

When I stepped in winter through a snow covered park and my boots were stained with dog poo and I asked myself where that awful stinking air was coming from and suspected my boss ...