not a food I really eat but if I had to choose between a corn dog and starving I'd choose the corn dog. Just not a fan of super unhealthy foods like hot dogs

yes

corn: awesome
dogs: awesome
corndogs: awesome

Never had one, but if the FDA hasn’t banned them they must be healthy, right? Right?

Eh, they're not my favorites, but they're okay. Good only with added mustard. I don't think they're particularly healthy...better to eat some vegetables.

never had one