In all earnest, where do all the split pairs of socks vanish?
AWOL.
I've heard that sometimes they accumulate in the bottom of the dryer, like behind the panel under the barrel or something.
Into @Shoesnifferdave's personal collection
i steal your socks
That last spin cycle creates a wormhole through space-time, your other sock is somewhere in the Kuiper Belt, sorry
Under your bed
I have cats, you throw a sock in their general direction and it’ll vanish the next time you need it.
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