I'm on the organ donor list, aye. My lungs probably aren't great as I had asthma as a child and my eyesight is poor but there has to be something they can use.

I have a hard time understanding why anyone wouldn’t donate their organs. They’re no use to you any more but they literally might mean the difference between life and death to someone else.

Nope nothing at the moment

There's only one organ of yours I'm interested in.

I finally built up the guts to sign up as an organ donator last summer. It's a weird irrational fear of being opened up that kept me from doing it for so long but it's honestly the most sensible decision.

No that would clearly be cheating, only my partner is allowed access to my internal organs SMH 😛