id be so rare the playerbase would always wonder if i actually exist lol. wont fight anyone, but if they do defeat me id drop a single small key that noone knows where to put into (cant find out from me, aint gonna appear again heh)

I would drop a peach or two. I would recur only a few times early in the campaign as an annoying little booger.

cat ears
rare one time encounter, but very easy to defeat

goblin's heart, tusks. respawn after 5 minutes

Ive stared at this for days.
Unsure of what id be. Am i a monion, are there dozens of me or am i a boss? I dont think of myself as a boss.

Idk if it was high school me id drop a 3ds and phone and not much cash

See this is why i ask other people about my vibes

One-Time, I drop my body and therefore everything with it. Also a title called 'Transphobic fuck' that you can't remove

I'd drop some kind of leg armour piece that synergises well with a support character. But it wouldn't be a guaranteed drop.

I think I'd be an early miniboss that could potentially cause a bit of a headache, but then starts appearing later on as an uncommon spawn at a point where you're much better equipped to deal with me.

I would drop sadness and despair. Why would you wanna kill the hellpup? She's so sweet ;w;

i'd probably be a minor boss who holds important lore secrets about the world

Hidden boss that's the hardest in the entire game with really cool visuals and effects and stuff. You don't win, just can last long enough. If you do, you get a one time use item for me to appear and help you once. Or you get nothing directly but it'll alter the endgame storyline in a massive way with heavy lore implications

i respawn and drop useless items that fill up your inventory

I'd like to think I'd be a boss monster, but I'm probably more like a slime. ^^; I'd mostly drop water bottles (half-full), with a rare chance to drop a collectible plushie, and an uber-rare chance to drop my phone (peruse my files at your own risk. XD).

I'd like to imagine I'd be an early to mid game boss that is an obstacle on first fight but then becomes good for farming but I'd probably just be a lv.1 common fuck

One time encounter, incredibly stronk and rare to find. I'd drop a plush version of myself that squeaks when squished.

0 to 5 notebooks, and a 10% chance of getting a blåhaj minion that bites enemies (especially powerful against those with the Transphobe trait) and can hug you to slowly heal you. I would probably be a one-time encounter, because one of me is already a lot for the world to handle lol