funny and unopposed (by vote) 'crimes' shall not be punished

i'd get rid of the copyright scam!

all works not by a single creator automatically go into the public domain after 14 years

legalize hrt even more

That I am the new princess in red >:)

Free food.

The Princess in Red shall now be Cute.

Everyone haz to dance in zome kind of form each morning after waking up!

being a billionaire is now punishable by death, and your wealth is redistributed amongst the rest of the citizens

All animanga merch has to be insanely cheap

I'd revoke the royal family's authority to pass laws and call for a new constitutional convention subject to a referendum by the people. Monarchies are obsolete, it's time for a Free Dragon Republic.

But if that's too serious an answer I'd settle for giving everyone free cookies.

Reestablish Net Neutrality rules.