Thoughts on polyamory? (Do you understand it? Do you think you could ever have multiple partners at once? Would you date a polyamorous person?)

Is it good to be kind to bad people?

What... are you?

Do you like having your hair played with? If so, in what manner?

I have not, soz dear.

Do you think you're better than me? [yes or no; no context, clarification etc will be provided]

Are you winning, kid?

If I win tickets for the Isle of Wright festival, would you be my plus-one?

What's the weirdest book you've read?

Would you still love me if I changed in no significant or meaningful way from how I am as of this moment?

Answer this question with a considerable delay: how patient are you?

sorry about the previous question, i was trying to answer someone else's group question

anyway. do you like tea?

Do you check yourself before you wreck yourself or do you fuck around and find out?

should I continue to make bad puns in my retrospring responses?

Did you know that I totally, 100%, don't have a crush on anyone? At all? In any way, shape, or form? I'm serious. There's nobody.