I was going to tell you about the time my skirt fell down outside. I’d stopped to speak to someone I worked with, and when I walked away, down it went - to my feet! I thought I’d gotten away with it but alas it happened right in front of her husband who was sitting in his car. BUT, this very afternoon, I thought I’d go out braless wearing a jumper. I took my coat off in a coffee shop. When I went to the toilet before leaving I looked in the mirror while washing my hand and NIPPLES!!! You couldn’t miss them! I wondered why that bloke kept staring at me. FFS.