I was going to tell you about the time my skirt fell down outside. I’d stopped to speak to someone I worked with, and when I walked away, down it went - to my feet! I thought I’d gotten away with it but alas it happened right in front of her husband who was sitting in his car. BUT, this very afternoon, I thought I’d go out braless wearing a jumper. I took my coat off in a coffee shop. When I went to the toilet before leaving I looked in the mirror while washing my hand and NIPPLES!!! You couldn’t miss them! I wondered why that bloke kept staring at me. FFS.

Large pit stains

Some rebel buttoms of my shirt decide to get free and expose my bra at work 🤦‍♀️

So there was a stage show I performed in where I wore tights, and they stretched to the point they were kinda see through. Which basically meant I was in my boxers on stage performing :o

The butt seam of my trousers ruptured while bending forward. it was a pair of old jeans but I loved them.

I guess the time my friend thought it would be funny to sneak up behind and pants me at a softball game, which it was, later

My pants ripped in public

I took a some underwear to work in my pant pocket. Once in my front pocket and a second time in my back pocket. The first time a student noticed that something was hanging out but didn’t realize what it was. The second time my student realized what it was. 😅