deep breaths deeeeep breaths Okay. I find the whole ‘shoving-each-other’s-faces-in-the-wedding-cake’ thing bizarre to begin with. Who in their right mind would think that would be a good idea? And why would you spend hundreds of pounds on a beautiful cake to just wreck it like that? And who would want to treat the love of their life like that? In front of all their friends and family?! If he’s shown such little respect for her on day one of their new life together, what else is he going to totally disregard her on? Don’t spend the rent money on the horses? Don’t bring hookers to the house? Don’t shoot heroin in front of the kids? She should be out of there faster than it takes her dress to come back from the dry cleaners.